Post by Monzi on Dec 2, 2006 11:33:46 GMT 3
Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
>>>A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
>>>ensures U
>>> Continue to do so.
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Wife : Do you want dinner?
>>>Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
>>>Wife : Yes and no.
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>
>>>Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
>>>Why?
>>>
>>>Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
>>>at your
>>> picture and the problem disappears.
>>>
>>>Wife : You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
>>>
>>>Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
>>>problem can
>>> there be greater than this one?"
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
>>>troubles and
>>> lighten your burden.
>>>
>>>Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries
>>>or troubles.
>>>
>>>Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me
>>>to give up my seat to a lady.
>>>
>>>Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
>>>
>>>Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
>>>my father
>>>hadn't left me a fortune?"
>>>
>>>"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO
>>>MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
>>>
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
>>>
>>>Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
>>>
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
>>>millionaire?"
>>>
>>>Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
>>>
>>>Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before
>>>you married her?"
>>>
>>>Millionaire: " Billionaire"
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
>>>
>>>The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha
>>>
>>> **********
>>>A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
>>>ensures U
>>> Continue to do so.
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Wife : Do you want dinner?
>>>Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
>>>Wife : Yes and no.
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>
>>>Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
>>>Why?
>>>
>>>Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
>>>at your
>>> picture and the problem disappears.
>>>
>>>Wife : You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
>>>
>>>Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
>>>problem can
>>> there be greater than this one?"
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
>>>troubles and
>>> lighten your burden.
>>>
>>>Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries
>>>or troubles.
>>>
>>>Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me
>>>to give up my seat to a lady.
>>>
>>>Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
>>>
>>>Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
>>>my father
>>>hadn't left me a fortune?"
>>>
>>>"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO
>>>MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
>>>
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
>>>
>>>Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
>>>
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
>>>millionaire?"
>>>
>>>Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
>>>
>>>Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before
>>>you married her?"
>>>
>>>Millionaire: " Billionaire"
>>>
>>> **********
>>>
>>>Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
>>>
>>>The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha
>>>
>>> **********
